On Sunday, one night before the Big Day, my parents treated me out to Chili's because my mother was craving the turkey sandwich she had there in December. (Never mind the fact that we were celebrating my birthday and I wanted pizza.) I told her before we ordered, "If you tell em it's my birthday, they'll bring free dessert." She told the waitress, "Eats hur berthday." The waitress said, "Happy birthday! Do you mind being humiliated?" I said, "Not at all." So about six waiters sang to me after we cleaned our plates. Joke's on them. |
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